18 Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 24th, 2018)

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    Text - OneFunnyMummy Follow @OneFunnyMummy You know you're a parent when solitary confinement sounds like a reward not a punishment. 1:18 PM - 21 Aug 2018 86 Retweets 336 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn 8-year-old: *has trouble spelling* Me: Don't worry. I had trouble spelling when I was your age, and look at me now. 8: *starts to cry* 11:27 AM - 24 Aug 2018 345 Retweets 4,414 Likes
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  • 03
    Text - MyQuestionable Life Follow @2questionable ut Kid: I'm hungry. Me: Hi, hungry. I'm mom. Kid: That's only funny when dad does it. 1:36 PM - 23 Aug 2018 25 Retweets 114 Likes
    via twitter
  • 04
    Text - AR AUThe Real American Dadass @R A_Dadass Follow ADAS Naked and Afraid, but it's just parents getting out of the shower after leaving their kids unsupervised for a few minutes. 7:07 AM - 20 Aug 2018 172 Retweets 672 Likes
    via twitter
  • 05
    Text - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins Follow I called my son's school to see if they would take him a week early and apparently they "don't do that" and I "need to stop calling." 11:51 AM - 23 Aug 2018 107 Retweets 700 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Ms. Havisham Follow @MissHavisham Now that 7 is semi-literate, he no longer believes my "SHUH DA FA CUP" mug reads "My Favorite Word is Mommy" 10:09 AM - 23 Aug 2018 36 Retweets 126 Likes
    via twitter
  • 07
    Text - Stephanie Ortiz Follow @Six_Pack_Mom Kid #1: "I'm scared of monsters." *spend 45 min. hugging & comforting* Kid #6: "I'm scared of monsters." Me: "Eh, the cat'll get them. G'night!" 8:49 PM - 18 Aug 2018 20 Retweets 232 Likes
    via twitter
  • 08
    Text - ErBear Follow @Rica_Bee My five year old calls getting kids meals at McDonald's "doing happy hour" so yeah I'm thinking this kid is definitely mine 5:34 PM -22 Aug 2018 67 Retweets 582 Likes
    via twitter
  • 09
    Text - SpacedMom @copymama Follow Welcome to parenthood. Every piece of trash in your house is now a makeshift toy that you are not allowed to throw out. 6:16 AM 21 Aug 2018 461 Retweets 2,010 Likes
    via twitter
  • 10
    Text - Andy H Follow @AndyAsAdjective 8YR OLD: dad, guess what? a swing broke on the playground at school ME: so would you say it's 'off the chain'? 8: ok I'm just going to stop telling you things 5:26 PM - 22 Aug 2018 167 Retweets 761 Likes
    via twitter
  • 11
    Text - Jesspacito Follow @mommajessiec Strike fear into the hearts of your children by telling them what you're making for dinner. 5:40 AM - 21 Aug 2018 72 Retweets 202 Likes
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  • 12
    Child - Seamas It Ever Was Follow @shockproofbeats It absolutely rules that baby trousers can all be pulled up in such a way as to make your infant son look like a Star Trek character whose utopian society hides a terrible secret. (G
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  • 13
    Text - HowToBeADad Follow DAD @HowToBeADad WOULD YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST DO IT ALREADY! -Nike, if it were a parent 5:09 PM - 22 Aug 2018 6 Retweets 21 Likes
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  • 14
    Text - Hailee Harmon Follow @haileeharmon28 Cleaning with kids is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. #momlife 11:49 AM - 20 Aug 2018 19 Retweets 61 Likes
    via twitter
  • 15
    Text - Sarcastic Mommy Follow @sarcasticmommy4 My son has two speeds when getting ready for school in the morning: Slow & slower 7:50 AM -22 Aug 2018 89 Retweets 648 Likes
    via twitter
  • 16
    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Just like my parents who worked hard to provide a better life for me, I will work hard to provide my kids Crayola crayons instead of Rose Art 5:18 AM-23 Aug 2018 55 Retweets 381 Likes
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  • 17
    Text - Valerie Follow @ValeeGrl My son's awfully confident for someone who's afraid of the toilet flusher 5:00 AM - 23 Aug 2018 4 Retweets 34 Likes
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  • 18
    Text - Victor LaValle Follow @victorlavalle My kids leave every door of the vacation house open. It's like they don't want to be rude to ghosts. 12:20 PM - 23 Aug 2018 8 Retweets 114 Likes
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